So I’ve challenged all of the kids to a juggling contest.  The first one to successfully juggle 3 balls gets to have the most fun!

I have to be honest. If I have to run all out every time one of them forces me to drop a ball I’m going to be too tired to be angry!

That’s right kids.  Make me drop my shit and I will lecture you until you help me pick it up again.  I mean all 4 of you sure seem to like my lectures!  You always look so happy!

At least I haven’t lost any thing important lately.

The 7-year-old rats you out for stealing money so you stop doing homework and abandon her at the park and thought there wouldn’t be a lecture?

And sprinting?

Learning by Example!

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life.

— Richard Bach